7/17/07
ALIENS on my Mind
I have a deep desire to look up into the sky and see a UFO. Pretty hot, ha? It’s true.



5/8/07
THE FRAGILE LINE (Between Life and Death)
"Death is a debt to nature due, That I have paid and so must you."



4/10/07
I DO BELIEVE. I DON'T BELIEVE. AND THE GRAY MATTER IN BETWEEN. PART ONE: GHOSTS (with Jason Webley)
I do believe in life after death. I do believe in ghosts. I do believe in UFO’s. I do. I do not. I do. I do not.



3/27/07
Jewishly Yours, AMERICA
Is America embracing Jewish humor and culture more now than ever? And does it even realize it?



3/13/07
THE WORLD WITH NO B.O. (Televisionland, I mean.)
I don’t care if people are better looking on television. I want to know people, b.o. and all.



2/27/07
Programmed for Unreality
While commercial and corporate America wants us to believe that sexiness is a visual experience, something that must be fabricated by way of purchasing itchy rub-you-raw hootchie slutty ho attire, those of us who have actually HAD good sex know that sexiness is a feeling....



2/13/07
KAREN LEE FOR MAYOR
This is a good opportunity to issue a warning to all the unsuspecting men out there. In case you haven’t heard, women are taking over.





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The World According to Jacoozi
I know, I know, you think that Jacoozi has fallen off the face of the earth. It just isn't true. So WHAT has she been doing lately? You mean BESIDES chug-a-lugging very expensive port, eating nicoise olives straight out of the jar, and thinking uber-deep thoughts?

Yeah. What else...

Just revamping the entire concept for my column, website, and general state of mind.

Huh?

Okay, here's the scoop. I've been developing a new radio show. And just like the entire universe, it revolves around me, Jacoozi. Listen to the attached mp3 promo. Read below. Come to the premiere party. Chug-a-lug some wine with me. Make casual conversation. Meet beautiful people.

The party: Feb. 13th, Tuesday, 4:30-6 at Stockbridge Booksellers on Elm Street in Stockbridge, Massachusetts.

The show: BIMBOPOLITICS starring Jacoozi will be ON THE AIR, every other Tuesday, from 5-5:30, on WBCR 97.7 Great Barrington. But for those of you who live in Tibet, Nepal, or Sherman Oaks, the show, and the accompanying column, will be available on my website for your reading and listening pleasure.

Kiss Kiss

Jacoozi

******************** JACOOZI ON THE AIR!!

BIMBOPOLITICS, a new show on 97.7 WBCR, will air for the first time on Tuesday, Feb. 13th, from 5-5:30.

This new bi-weekly (every second and fourth Tuesday of each month) show is a spin-off of the formerly syndicated newspaper column, THE WORLD ACCORDING TO JACUZZI. Jacoozi, (a character created by writer Juliane Hiam Scribner) is an observer of pop-culture and human behavior, an academic wanna-be, is both an airhead and a thinker of, as she says, "uber deep pseudo-profundity." She is also a self-proclaimed bimbo, and appeals to her audience to reverse the use of that label, with the premise that no woman, whether sexually charismatic or not, is mentally vaccuous nor should be labelled as such.

The show is hosted by Jacoozi, and includes chats with guests, as well as comedic sketches with regular characters Ben, her handyman, his Aunt Jerusha who is a "150 year old grandfather clock of a woman" from the back woods of the Berkshires, Jacoozi's editor and beau Scribby, and others. Upcoming guests include Karen Lee of the local Karen Lee's Pilates Central in Lenox on the "Karen Lee for Mayor" episode, Lynda Myer a local vintage clothing expert and historian on the "History of Underwear" episode, Mitch Altman of TV-B-Gone, Sara Schwimmer of Chosencouture.com, and Jason Webley, the edgy independent singer/screamer/songwriter whose accordian Klezmer-ish punk folk music has a cult following both in his hometown of Seattle and internationally.

Special thanks to the uber-uber-wonderful Robby Baier of Sub Station Recording Studio in Housatonic, Mass. for the super cool theme music.

97.7 WBCR-FM Radio Promo:
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